'Sup home boys and girls?
It's your home kitty Belly again. No, don't even try to call me that. "Home Kitty" is strictly reserved for the mamarazzi. She gave me a whole bunch o' nicknames beside "Home Kitty" and "el Gato Supremo". The later I like, makes me feel powerful and stuff. But let's not talk about my nicknames today, ok? Because I have something to show you.
|It's bow day! Do you like my bandana bow? Well, the mamarazzi made it :)|
|She has danger in her eyes. Who is she?|
Mwhahahaha! You don't think I'm not gonna post this picture, don't you? Love the smokey eyes, though. So don't cut me off, ok?
|Hahaha! In yo' face, a bow in yo' face!|
|To infinity and beyond!|
Make more bandana bows *grin* Instruction from la Cheesie, I wonder if she can give me a piece of her cheese.
Thank you for all the comments from my previous post. I'm feeling a lot better now. However, the mamarazzi put me on a strict diet (Dao: no, he di-dn't!) See, she watched this thing on TV about obese pets and she was afraid I would be obese as well. The thing is, I'm big bone. Like, really big bone. I'm not kidding, the vet assistant thought I was a bob cat or something. I'm that big. But I may never get my keg belly back again. I have to learn to love my flatten body and it's hard, y'all! I don't know how runway models can live, especially when it's cold outside.
|Newest picture of moi, taken by la mamarazzi|
|She did her makeup and it took forever. Since I can't hurry her, I decided to take a nap anyways. I love napping!|
Did you see it? Or more correctly, did you hear it? Clue: what did Jackie Chan say to Jaden Smith?
Answer: I will teach you Kung-fu.
And what's the title of this movie again? "The Karate Kid"!!! And it's a remake, man! They didn't get the title right the first time, why do they have to change it now? Besides, Kung-fu and Karate are similar, right?
Wrong, absolutely wrong! But I'll probably use my invisible cloak and hitch a ride to the movie theater to watch it, though. I like that lil' cat Jaden Smith. He can absolutely cry in that movie with his dad. What's it called again? "The Pursuit of Happyness".
Also, Dao, I mean, mommy! Can I haz this pet hat pleez? I promise I won't chew on your book *big fat puppy eyes*
Love, peace, and tuna fish,
Mr. Belly, aka el Gato Supremo
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