What's up? Belly's here with a new post. Thank you for commenting on my post last week. It boosted my self-esteem and earned me a new cat food. It's something from Purina. Dao said it's good for me because it has salmon but I don't like it. Me gustaria el atún, por favor! (Translation is at the end of the post for those no habla español.)
Oh, thank you for calling me el gato supremo. Me gustaria the new title, too! Just keep calling me el gato supremo, ok? Don't stop calling me that, you know I'm handsome (smile).
Well, today's post is about you. It's also about me. Before I retired from the modeling industry, I used to model cat food and stuff. If you see a stripped tabby in a box of cat food, chances are it's me. I'm the Derek Zoolander of the feline modeling world. But I'm better than him: I have more than one look.
You know who has more than one look? Tyra Banks!
|La Tyra and a few of her poses. Screen shot from an article in New York Times.|
|The Swimsuit Model|
How to do it: preferably, you need to have six-pack abs. Otherwise, get some fake abs or something. Lay on your back, put your paws...I mean your hands to the front, close your eyes and purr.
Also, works for cats better than for humans (hehe!)
|The Stank Eyes|
|The Talk to the Back, no explanation needed!|
|And finally, the "Can I Haz Cheezburger?"|
Kittens, give me your feedback love, mkay? The more lurve I have, the less I have to endure the dreadful chicken cat food. And I love tuna (<- yup, that's the translation for the Spanish phrase at the beginning of this entry!)
Love, peace, and tuna fish,
Mr. Belly, aka Gato Supremo
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